Funny Christmas Jokes

Christmas Bell Joke

Santa: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Doctor: Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

Christmas Shopping Joke

Patient: My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.