One Liner Jokes
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream.
Mary-Jo: 'Why do you think that the Pilgrims sail from England to America?'
Joey: 'Because they missed their plane.'
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did the man invest in feathers?
He heard the stock market was going down.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll let you know next week!
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY.
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers.
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