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Nice one Harry, and how are you going to explain this to the kids??! Fat Santa and Missing Elf Cartoon -
Christmas Cartoon Snowman and Rabbit "It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses & let him go!" -
"Would you look at that? They're making a Baby right in the front yard!" "It's Disgraceful!" Funny Chri... -
Christmas Cartoon "Of course he smokes the stuff. How else do you think we get off the bloody ground?" -
"It's no use whistling - I can see the Bubbles coming out of your bottom" -
One Liner Jokes What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. Mary-Jo: 'Why do you think that the Pi... -
Funny Quotations for Father's Day "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he&...
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Funny Love Quotes “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” “I wanted to make it real...
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Funny One Liners How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year. Why is Christmas just...
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