One Liners Jokes
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a ton.”
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple.
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
“You turn me on.”
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
“Stick with me and we’ll go places.”
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
“I’m stuck on you.”
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a ton.”
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple.
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
“You turn me on.”
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
“Stick with me and we’ll go places.”
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
“I’m stuck on you.”
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