Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strip

Funny Comic Strip Calvin and Hobbes

I don't want to go to school. I don't want to know anything new.

Father's Day Funny Quotes

Funny Quotations for Father's Day

"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."

"I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong."

"It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was."

"I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started."

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."

"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again."

"My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it."

Happy Father's Day

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Funny Army Quotes

“ Forgiving terrorist is left to God, But fixing their appointment with God is Our responsibility.”

“ Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange and interesting people, and kill them.”

“ The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.” — General George S. Patton

“ When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.” — Dick Gregory

“ All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time.” - Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC

“ We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.” — General Douglas MacArthur

“ Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?” — George Wallace

Pearl Harbour Radio Operator: “Is there anything that we can provide?”
Response from Marine Commander on Wake Island: “Send us more Japs!”
.... Said to be one of the last radio transmissions received from the Marines on Wake Island before it fell to the Japanese, 1941.

Army Joke

The Army Troops were in the battlefield for Two Weeks when the Sergeant announces,
“I’ve got Good news and Bad news.

First the Good news, today we are going to Change our Underwear.”

The troops started Cheering at the news.”

Now for the Bad news.
Balbir, you change with Salim.
Keshav you change with Samson.”